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HEY YOU!   YOUR PLAIN GEAR IS A CRY FOR HELP.   You need stuff that gets a laugh, or triggers someone to think- or at least stop looking at cat videos for a moment.    

We make stuff that says what you're thinking, so you can save your breath for more important things.  Like arguing with strangers on the internet.

 Find your new favorite shirt, mug, or whatever.  Or give to someone you love (or love to piss off!).

USER ADVISORY:

Proceed with caution. Or, you know, don't. That's kind of the point. 


Disclaimer:   

Can't believe this needs saying- but "Karen" told us we should tell you that a lot of our humor is ironic.   

For instance- we don't really advocate fueling your truck with clean, renewable whale oil.  (Trucks run better on diesel.)