Stop Looking Like Prey - Become the Apex Predator!
In the wild, the boldest patterns belong to the most respected creatures. This isn't just a rashguard—it's your unfair advantage in the water.
📏 Size Chart - Find Your Perfect Fit
| Size |
Chest (inches) |
Length (inches) |
Sleeve (inches) |
| XS |
31-34 |
27 |
31 |
| S |
34-37 |
28 |
32 |
| M |
38-41 |
29 |
33 |
| L |
42-45 |
30 |
34 |
| XL |
46-49 |
31 |
35 |
| 2XL |
50-53 |
32 |
36 |
| 3XL |
54-57 |
33 |
37 |
💡 Sizing Tip: Rashguards should fit snug but comfortable. If between sizes, size up for a more relaxed fit or size down for maximum compression and performance.
Why This Rashguard Dominates:
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Biological Warning System - Venomous lionfish stripes + sea snake bands = predators hesitate before approaching
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False Eye Spots - Large predator eyes mimic a much bigger animal, designed to startle potential threats
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UPF 50+ Sun Armor - Maximum protection from harmful UV rays during long water sessions
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Zero-Chafe Design - Flatlock ergonomic stitching means no distractions, just performance
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Locked-In Fit - Longer cut stays put no matter how intense your water activities get
Perfect For Water Warriors:
- Surfers who want to stand out in the lineup
- Swimmers training in open water
- Snorkelers and divers exploring reefs
- Beach athletes and water sports enthusiasts
- Anyone who refuses to blend into the background
Technical Specifications:
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Material: 82% polyester, 18% spandex blend
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Stretch: Four-way stretch fabric for maximum mobility
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Protection: UPF 50+ certified sun protection
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Construction: Flat seam and coverstitch for durability
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Fit: Comfortable longer body and sleeves
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Care: Machine washable, quick-dry technology
Real Customer Feedback:
"Felt a different kind of respect from the local wildlife... and the other divers! Soft, durable, high quality and no chafing. Best rash guard ever!"- DB
"These have been a huge hit with my spearfishing and dive club. They are no-chafe soft, durable, and just give that extra assurance you won't be mistaken for an injured seal when the blood's in the water. Nice job with this!" -JG
"Been wearing an XL over my black wetsuit top, little extra warmth and protection for my wetsuit from beach wipeouts. I surf at dawn and dusk due to work- and I know the sharks are out. Just a little insurance to make sure they see me, not meat! Love it!" -TJ
"Thank you for the nice swim shirt. I am happy my grandson likes it. I hope it keeps him safe, he's been Scuba diving and snorkeling with it in Maui. He says his friends think it is "cool". More orders coming!" - MV
The Bottom Line:
While we can't tame the ocean, we can give you a biological edge. This is the most formidable rashguard on the water.
Wear a warning. Dive with an edge. Order yours now.
Made on demand to reduce overproduction - thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
